Laying It Down

Slang term for having sex basically

Ryan:*on phone* you coming out?
Jordan: erm am kind of busy
Ryan: you laying it down mate?
Jordan: FUCK YEAH!

by NakedNinjaaa August 9, 2010

laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

laying up

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book

She was laying up watching TV

by easymac77 July 10, 2011

laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

Laddington Bear

Someone who, despite being abandoned by his old family, always makes sure to get the lads involved in the banter. (Preferably peruvian)

"I really like John actually, he's a Laddington Bear that one."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

laying hen

A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.

"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"

by mitzi wavin November 13, 2017