Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

tit kit

Large saline or silicon breast implants

Check out that tit kit on her

by DJBee May 22, 2007

douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

Jun Kit

No one's ever really gone

Jun Kit died on the same day that he died

by Darth Jarbaited August 17, 2020

Lift Kit

When Marty comes back as Mary. When you go to the doctor for a lift kit and come back with a name change. When your pick-up has no game you get a lift kit. When you can't get it up; you need a lift kit. When your 34DD has become 34 Double Long; time for a lift kit. You know when take something for free; thats a lift kit.

Bro you got some mad chics since you got that lift kit on that Ford pick-up.
Hey girl how you able to afford that? I got with my five finger discount.( AKA: Lift Kit)

by Flyoff September 20, 2022

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

mess kit

A woman's privates after a few days of camping. Recognizable by an overgrowth of vegetation.

Even though she trimmed everything neat before we left, by the end of the camping trip I was eating out of her mess kit.

by Pete Dunn June 29, 2008