Keyboard Seizure

When an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood.

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"

by Roxy13grl January 3, 2011

Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

KEYHOLE KATE

a very nosy person who likes spying on others .

she knew all her neighbours business , she was a real KEYHOLE KATE .

by bicklevelevet September 27, 2010

keyboard ninja

Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.

Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.

Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...

by supermouse March 19, 2009

keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Kaydon

Kaydon is a girl that is beautiful inside and out, she knows how to carry on deep conversations with people. Kaydon is usually shy around people that she doesn’t like, but she is open and crazy with people she is comfortable with, which isn’t good when it comes to crushes, because she will never tell you how much she actually likes you. She always gets awkward when she is nervous and says some dumb things sometimes, but is actually very smart. She has an amazing personality, loves to care for others, give up her time to help you, and she also can manage to find time for herself. Kaydon is an overall amazing, beautiful girl who you should date immediately before she’s taken. Even though she is hard to get
and to talk to, she is the best girlfriend and always loves to be around you.

I wish that Kaydon was my best friend; when we are talking, I can tell that she actually cares.

by Forever Love December 24, 2018

Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005