Steve Key

Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.

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by nitram selig September 24, 2012

Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010

splat key

Alternative name for the Macintosh keyboard meta-key adjacent to the space bar.

You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.

by FiresignTh February 22, 2014

Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.

Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!

by Mork7300 January 26, 2016

key in the hole

A game where you put your dick in a ass or pussy

Hey wanna play key in the hole 😉

by Nigger buttshit March 14, 2020

becca key

A becca key is a person that is sound as fuck and fit

She’s a fucking fit becca key

by RANDIESCOOP March 12, 2019

key generator

A program that uses brute force to obtain a valid product key for a software product. This is often used to bypass Microsoft's product activation without installing a crack.

My friend used a key generator to get a product key for her copy of Microsoft Office, since she didn't have the COA.

by computer_guy February 18, 2008