Kevin

Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly

Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin

by Nice girl that likes tomatoes April 27, 2019

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Kevin

Kevin is that guy you meet in every school, fat, plays fortnite, and has a friend make fun of him on this website, BTW SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS.

regards

zunic that skinny boi that always gets triggered come get me back

oh look hes playing fortnite and screaming

must be a kevin

by zunic July 10, 2019

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Kevin

Kevin is really cool when you guys first start out! BUT…he's very crazy. He is a stalker, won't leave you alone, try and kill everybody that flirts with you

Kevin is Dumb

by Shitheaddumbo November 5, 2019

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Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019

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Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

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