Dodge Juan

The Don Juan AFTER you have slept with him, thus he will avoid any contact with you.

- What happened with you and Mark ? I thought you had something going on ?
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me

by 22flux January 29, 2009

juan is a bitch

Is a little whore that cry’s at every thing and can never take a joke and is known for haveing a small dick

Omg Juan is a bitch

by I got a lot going to do October 22, 2018

obi juan

a bad ass mexican, usually used as a gaming name

that's dude's a bad ass obi juan

by boner50 February 6, 2005

Juan Matslurp

A legal adult who constantly acts like they are in elementary school.
Some characteristics are:
-Tend to act childish
-Not know stuff you would expect them to know
-Be annoying at times
-Sometimes gets other people angry

Hey bro, quit acting like a Juan Matslurp. You are being so annoying

by Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico October 24, 2016

Don Juan

"Don Juan" is a satiric poem, written by British poet Lord Byron (1788-1824). He wrote the poem between 1818-1819 and dedicated it to Robert Southey (who was Poet Laureate). The legend surrounding the character of Don Juan extends beyond Byron's poem.

"Don Juan" is truly one of Bryon's greatest poetic achievements. Sadly, the rustics that I taught could not even pronounce the title correctly, let alone grasp its meaning.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

Don Juaned

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.

I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.

by Daywalker September 7, 2003

juan potato

Mom spaghetti

Boy 1:You GONNA EAT Juan Potato
Boy 2: Hell yeah

by KetchupGuy101 February 6, 2014