Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.
I wish Juan Pablo choked me.
by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021
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molly-juan

Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.
Molly-Juan has the best shimmy in the world. " wow is that Molly-Juan over there doing the shimmy?"
by Juanita/Juanation September 16, 2017
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juan is a bitch

Is a little whore that cry’s at every thing and can never take a joke and is known for haveing a small dick
by I got a lot going to do October 23, 2018
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obi juan

a bad ass mexican, usually used as a gaming name
that's dude's a bad ass obi juan
by boner50 February 06, 2005
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Juan Matslurp

A legal adult who constantly acts like they are in elementary school.
Some characteristics are:
-Tend to act childish
-Not know stuff you would expect them to know
-Be annoying at times
-Sometimes gets other people angry
Hey bro, quit acting like a Juan Matslurp. You are being so annoying
by Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico October 25, 2016
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Don Juan

"Don Juan" is a satiric poem, written by British poet Lord Byron (1788-1824). He wrote the poem between 1818-1819 and dedicated it to Robert Southey (who was Poet Laureate). The legend surrounding the character of Don Juan extends beyond Byron's poem.
"Don Juan" is truly one of Bryon's greatest poetic achievements. Sadly, the rustics that I taught could not even pronounce the title correctly, let alone grasp its meaning.
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005
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juan potato

Boy 1:You GONNA EAT Juan Potato
Boy 2: Hell yeah
by KetchupGuy101 February 06, 2014
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