Joshua

The Chad for Mormons. A douche who vapes.
Can't she see she's dating a total Joshua. No I'm not bitter, this is a perfect way to vent.
by Ace20XD6 March 07, 2016
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Joshua

A Joshua is a bitch. They are homophones and and transphobes.
"Go away your being a Joshua"
by The True Gerald November 12, 2020
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Joshua

A nerd who cares more about his video games than his girlfriend. He's lazy and doesn't give a shit about people's feelings. Can't be bothered to make the effort to meet up with people and is rubbish at conversations.
"Who's that lazy shit?"
"Oh that's just Joshua"

"My Ex was a dickhead"
"What was his name?"
"Joshua"
by Anonymous.15 November 21, 2015
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joshua hong

Joshua, or Joshua Hong Jisoo from the kpop band Seventeen is the nations boyfriend. Otherwise known as the ideal of all boyfriends, to the point where all boyfriends on earth are jealous.
by hjs1230 June 18, 2017
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Joshua Kim

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.
This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.
by MariaBarbaraBach October 04, 2021
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Joshua Hong

From boyband SEVENTEEN Joshua Hong is THE gentlemen, he is UNMATCHED. From the vocal unit, and he grew up in LA then moved to South Kores. Great person, loves his members and always looks out for them, great vocals he's got such a soft voice, often quiet but boi does he get crazy sometimes, 10/10 magic tricks that never cease to amaze me, also an absolute EXPERT at acrostic poems. Great person to stan.
*Someone pulls out a chair for their date*
*Date, touched:* "oh wow! you're such a Joshua Hong
by platinumblondeshua December 10, 2020
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joshua dun

Joshua dun is the drummer from the amazing band twenty one pilots.
He has red hair and never really wears a shirt
but that's okay
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
by xJade November 25, 2016
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