Jonathan

A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate

Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan

Me: Ewwww

Jonathan by Mayson January 5, 2020

Jonathan

small gay dickhead no friends

that guy looks gay he must be a jonathan

Jonathan by bob picklesson August 17, 2020

Jonathan

A large black male who thinks traps are gays. The main reason he believes this is because he is confused about his sexuality. He doesn’t want to admit he is gay because he is ashamed so he insteads calls things that are perfectly straight gay.

Black male: bro traps are gay bruh.
You: no they are not, quit being such a jonathan.
Black male: ik Ik, I’m just a little bi-curious, that’s all

Jonathan by EliteCoDplayer34 June 27, 2018

jonathan

some monkey lookin ass

jonathan knows how to clap gorilla ass

jonathan by Keylabkey June 13, 2018

Jonathan

Where do I start? I think I can get onto it for the same. You will take a look at the end of the day and realise you are with a very hot fit guy who doesn't have a girlfriend. Everyone loves a Welsh guy, so sweet and caring and great when on mdma and beers

Jonathan is great when on mdma and when sober all the time

Jonathan by InuitAssailant February 20, 2019

Jonathan

Idiots that have no idea what they are doing and they think that their jokes are actually funny

Person 1: Hey guess what, you mom gay.
Person 2: Shut up and stop being a Jonathan Pleb

Jonathan by 8E2 faggot ass March 20, 2018

Jonathan

A hoe bag, trash at all sports, just a terriable person with no drip.

"Wow he is such a Jonathan".

Jonathan by Driippy August 29, 2018