jolly old st. dick

Mr. Dick is a jolly fellow who loves to whip out his dong around the Christmas Season.
"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"

"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"
by Jolly ol st dick December 26, 2013
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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

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by Zach and sol and ev April 23, 2009
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jolly rancher sour gummy

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by gooby3000 April 27, 2021
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Jolly Boots of Doom

the reaction of alcohol consumed by one called "Boots" resulting in a dangerous unstoppable force capable of destroying anything, using people as weapons, and is invulnerable to pain and injury. However this massive power resides in the mentality of a very loving and happy three year old.
The jolly boots of Doom has come to Hug us all to death... put away the good china.
by Alejandro Apocolypse November 12, 2011
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jolly ranchers sock method

"Jolly ranchers sock method" describes the method by which one would consume a jolly ranchers candy through a sock. I.e. washing your spit into the sock to let it partially dissolve the jolly rancher, and sucking the flavored spit back out. The process moving the spit itself is the jolly rancher sock method, as opposed to the inclusion of a sock or a jolly rancher.
This word can be used as a verb or a noun.
"I broke up with my ex-husband because he would always jolly ranchers sock method my dirty underwear without asking."
by jolly rancher enjoyer August 04, 2023
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Going on your jollies

To have sex with a hooker
"You going on your jollies you dirty basted?"
"Yeah with the bird on the corner"
by Londonbrad December 24, 2016
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Mega Uber Jolly Sex

The Only thing That will get a mighty titan to squeal like a little pig. Has been used in India.
Hey Zeus, I just had the most amazing Mega Uber Jolly Sex of all time. In India
by Jón Gauti July 29, 2006
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