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joint smile

When a stoner wants to imply a smiley face smoking a marijuana cigarette without the actual emoji.
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Example:
I hope that helped with cleaning that glass pipe man. Oh, Hells yes!
Appreciate your advice dude.

Joint Smile!...
by Tosa Man June 23, 2018
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Beef Joint

a mass of flesh usually rigid and stiff,
girls like to roll that shit lick that shit blow it>
Amanda is soooooo good at puffin the beef joint!
by Quest1 December 31, 2008
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Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
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Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
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Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G June 26, 2016
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Compound Jointing

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.
Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.
by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012
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stripper joint

A money bill rolled up to snort power out of, usually cocaine.
Roll up a stripper joint so we can do some nose candy.
by infamouz21 November 11, 2015
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