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Jesse

A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)
Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!
by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017
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Amazing funny friend who loves horses and fightes bitches who try to f*ck with her!
by Evieeeeee October 21, 2019
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Jesse is a very angry person. He may get angry with many things that you say. Although he is very caring, you can not make him mad.
Man, he is a Jesse
by sophia is crazy 504673 October 28, 2019
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Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.
Man that kid is such a major Jesse.
by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
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Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.
OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.
by jesserplex July 19, 2017
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A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
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Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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