Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

by jesserplex July 19, 2017

Jesse

Jesse is the most amazing person! He always makes you feel loved and safe, even when you're feeling down. He's not very good at flirting, but somehow ends up with a girl anyway. He makes really funny jokes, and says the nicest things. He's warm, and kind of shy before you get to know him, but once you do you'll never regret it.

"Jesse is the loveliest human being"
"Yeah, he sure is!"

by AnnaRandom November 19, 2020

Jesse

He is an complete idiot who has no sense of human kind he his the worst type of person who tries to get all the girls but fails miserably and he is an huge pervert. Also he has a small wenie

Jesse sucks

by Freddy is ready June 29, 2016

JESS

A whore, who is blonde and loves tadhgs. She loves stealing people's boyfriends. She can't play any sport and is a terrible friend, she loves fucking strangers

Omg she's jess

by Yourmama356421 May 19, 2017

Jesse

the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her! (and no this is not her:)

have you met the new girl? she's almost as cool as Jesse.

my mom's nice but she's no Jesse.

by bigfootateurmama April 30, 2009

Jesse

WILL GET YOU RAVIOLIS BUT NOT TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET THEM EVEN IF YOU'RE STARVING

Wow, that guy is such a Jesse.

by Chokishki December 21, 2016

Jesse

Usually a fat ginger. A quiet person without many friends but is very social online and plays many video games.

Looks like jesse wants to kill himself

by Disfunctionalduck June 15, 2018