Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021

A sweet, funny, caring person who's loved by everyone. He's also very handsome and sexy. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him. He happens to be very horny, just like his girlfriend, loves sex and he's really good at it. But his weener is salty. Hes a good friend, always there for people and listens and talks to you when you need it. Anyone that has a Jens is quite lucky. Jens is truly a wonder.
by yourmilfmom96420 November 23, 2021

by honda_legend November 22, 2021

This guy is really depressed and his friends should honestly check in with him more often, but other than that he could be the life of the party.
by jensthedoormat November 23, 2021

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
by JPHG! July 9, 2020
