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Jens

Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
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jen

that is gelato is jen !
by fruityfrights March 6, 2024
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Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
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Jens

A sweet, funny, caring person who's loved by everyone. He's also very handsome and sexy. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him. He happens to be very horny, just like his girlfriend, loves sex and he's really good at it. But his weener is salty. Hes a good friend, always there for people and listens and talks to you when you need it. Anyone that has a Jens is quite lucky. Jens is truly a wonder.
I just sucked Jens weener, it's salty.
by yourmilfmom96420 November 23, 2021
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Jens

BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.
Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.
by honda_legend November 22, 2021
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jens

This guy is really depressed and his friends should honestly check in with him more often, but other than that he could be the life of the party.
“Jens don’t jump you have so much to live for!”
by jensthedoormat November 23, 2021
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jens peter

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying
by JPHG! July 9, 2020
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