jeffrey kirby

A Jeffrey Kirby is someone you can always depend on he knows exactly what you’re thinking just by looking into your eyes his smile can stop You dead in your tracks he’s a type of guy that will always take up for you and never leave you alone watch out if you make him mad he’s not a force to be reckon with everything he does he does well if you’re fortunate enough to find him you better hold onto him before somebody else snatches him up his eyes are like the ocean deep wild and free with a soft but mysteriously Gaze in them and they will trap you forever if you ever meet him as a friend you always have him as a friend he so giving and kind he will always make you smile Jeffrey will be with you through thick and thin but he’s a wild spirit hard to tame it will take a while for Jeffrey to calm down once he finds the one he’s looking for who he will be hooked forever he’s the most manliest man you’ll ever meet strong handsome tall mysterious good at everything he touches and if you’re so fortunate to be the one catches his eye he’ll never stop pleasing you and making you feel like you’re the number one in his life the only bad side to finding a Jeffrey Kirby is that is hard to tame like a wild stallion but remember it can’t be tamed with With just anyone it takes a very special person very special soul because a Jeffrey Kirby is a special soulThere’s only one in the world like him you’ll never be able to find him because I have already found him and I’m not stupid to let him go

I tripped on the Jeffrey Kirby

by Mid summer dreams October 7, 2018

Jeffrey

The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.

"Man, that Jeffrey is the saxophone player alive."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024

Jeffrey

A homophobic, racist, transphobic, sexist bitch you deserves to have his head bashed violently into a wall.

Jeffrey treats the one girl who cared about him like shit and eventually cheats on her and in a sad attempt to get her back he spams her with “ur hot” and “love u” messages on a daily basis.

Jeffrey makes rude comments about others’ weight even though he’s overweight himself.

He is truly a rude, arrogant, unworthy soul who deserves to die alone, disrespectfully.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Some loser named Jeffrey
Person 3: He’s a real dick head

by JusticePerson July 14, 2022

Jeffrey

The male equivalent of a Karen; A Jeffrey is a gentleman who threatens to take his business elsewhere if he doesn’t get his way.

When GameStop told Mark he had to wait 2 hours to get his game, he acted like a “Jeffrey” and threatened to take his business elsewhere.

by FantastJoeKing July 19, 2020

Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.

Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge

by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019