jared copeland

GONG SHOW!!!! Historically, Jared or "j-rad" has been known to excessively flaunt his pipesand flex at every opportunity. He also has been known to take protien powder and mix it in the middle of chem class in his glass with a spoon.
by Gongcrew April 04, 2005
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Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."
by cabknhr February 16, 2009
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jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair
"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
by iamjustarandomperson August 14, 2019
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awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four
by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005
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Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo
See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.
by The Real Proletariat April 11, 2005
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Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.
"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"
by Ryan Queensmith May 28, 2008
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Jared Pabellano

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt
by Jaredpogi27 August 12, 2018
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