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Jaden

An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.
Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.

"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.

Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"
by officeframe August 15, 2024
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Jaden

She always believes she has herpes
She’s such a Jaden.
by Appaaaaa October 8, 2020
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jaden

That guys such a jaden bruh i like him
by Zex24444444 October 29, 2023
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Jaden

ULTIMATE GIGACHAD
BETTER THEN RILEY, RUBEN, TRISTIAN, KARSON, CADEN, AUSTEN, AND ENRIQUE.
YOU MESS WITH HIM YOU DIE.
Hot Girl: "Omg Jaden is so hot"
by Facccc November 23, 2021
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Jaden Dumdumaya

Another word for this is "width"
This is referring to their size and weight in they stomach.

They also have a unique attribute to having their chin's connected to their neck.
Also if you see them at a McDonalds they are most likely ordering 2 cheeseburgers, large fries, 10 pcs chicken nuggets and a large soda.

Professional Golfer BTW.
The opposite of anorexic is width
The opposite of anorexic is width
Another name is Gayden Width Dumdugaya
Jaden Dumdumaya means width.
by greeasyballsack September 25, 2019
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briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .
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jaden wright

A man who is deeply attracted to foreheads.
“Damn Jaden wright I didn’t know foreheads can be so hot!”
by Big Sticky Boat May 18, 2018
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