Jobby jabber

A jobby jabber is a big chonky lesbo 🤓

"Yer a pure jobby jabber mate "

"Naw am no but specky becky is"

by yeetusmyfeetus10472 September 7, 2020

Seaman's Jabber

Normally associated with people named James (added bonus if their surnames represent 'A sex workers Syrup')

A man who talks about any subject mostly fishing but continues like a hyperactive squirrel...

"James is off again with his Seaman's Jabber, the f**King crazy squirrel"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

jabbersnatcher

When a bitch with long-ass fingernails is sucking a dick and reaches up and snatches the balls right out of the ball sockets. She then takes his wallet and wedding ring and dips out.

That girl Tess is a fucking jabbersnatcher. You know what she did to Nate last night? Now he's dead from loss of blood. That ho is half way to Mexico now! Yyyeeaaaa muthafucker!!

by Andriqua October 19, 2007

Jabbawanking

The process in which a human being of the male gender can successfully carry on a conversation, all while obtaining pleasurable masturbation.

1. Nospat Jack - So baby, what'd you do today...*oooh*
Cas - Oh I went shopping and...EW are you jabbawanking!?
Nospat Jack - Haha um?.. *HOOO*

2. Aaron - Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Rob - Dude, I totally jabbawanked it!

by Jeann March 12, 2008

Jabbo

Either a midget or an extremely tall guy.
You will absolutely remember this guy. HE IS THE FREAKIN BOMB!
The name is german and from east Friesland, Germany.

Dirk: Do you remember that really tall guy last year?
Thomas: Jabbo?
Dirk: Yea him!
Thomas: Yes I do.
Dirk: He's awesome!!

by duckduckgay March 16, 2009

Jabbalt

Combination of Jackass, Asshole, Bitch, Balding, Apocolyptic, little Tyrant.

'That little kid just kicked my dog. What a jabbalt!'

by Miuccia Prada December 27, 2007

Jabbatoe

Jabbatoe is similar to camel toe. A jabbatoe is used when a camel toe becomes so swollen and huge the term no longer doesn't justice. A jabbatoe is so big it is often indistinguishable from the person it is attached to.

God damn Jenny has a serious jabbatoe on show this morning.

by tanud March 28, 2015