slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021

right just now

In this specific instance.

You're not being clear about it right just now.

by burndownthebuilding December 1, 2009

Now you're on the trolley

Expression used when someone FINALLY gets the gist of what you're telling/teaching them to do. Usually said for laughs or weirdness/British points.

Idiot: So you put the acid in and THEN the cheese?

You: No, BACON, then cheese

Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!

You: Now you're on the trolley!

by skymar February 22, 2010

take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

what now, ho

What you say after you cut someone's wrists. Vertically.

What now, ho:
"Took out my knife. I cut him. I cut his wrists. Vertically. Then I said, 'What now... ho.'"

by thatblowschunks October 4, 2010

On Hold - Ship now

PayPal's stupid way to collect money from your EBay purchases.

Dammit, I can't collect my money because Paypal's blocking it with On Hold - Ship now!

by DeRalle January 14, 2009