internetation

A word used by people to act as an ice breaker. One that confuses nobodys and Ivy league students alike.

James-"Yes, Clayton! Our millions we made from our Dictionary will permit us to rule the world!"

Clayton-"Indeed, James! We shall while we speak in a proposterously foolish manner"

Local stoner-"Hey youse guys put all them words in those fancy books of yours."

James-"We mostly make our profits through the internet."

Local Stoner-"The internetion which you encounter must be important for your businesses."

James & Clayton- "Yes. Yes it is......."

by Gameshowmaster aka J*** Z****** October 17, 2003

Internet

A magic place powered by unicorns on treadmills.

The internet is down again, the unicorns must be on strike.

by Engineering Masters Student May 16, 2012

internetting

Inetting, slang word related to internetting or interneting.

"Hope your inetting later tonight, see ya then." Replace internetting with inetting.

by Mark Dalton January 6, 2008

Internet

Thought to be one big computer buy newbies, usually by people on a big network or broad band internet.

"The Internet is broken!"

by Caffeinecrazed12 November 19, 2003

Internet

The only safe haven for insane right wing conservative "libertarians" since supposedly the whole world is against them.

Since Most people in the real world have a IQ above 80 and have views that acknowledge the rights for pretty much anybody that's not a white,American/Israeli Christian male, right wing nuts decide to hide in the World Wide Web where it is the only place where they can be accepted by everyone for their racist, homophobic, conspiracy, pessimistic, and whiny views.

Ever noticed that whenever liberals are in disagreement with something happening with politics or the economy, they'll take it outside and protest, and socially interacting with reporters that interview them? The right wing freaks that call themselves "libertarians" only did tea party protests for a couple months and then went back into their caves because they weren't accepted by reality and cowardly talk $#!& behind their monitors.

Many subjects that they'll often cry about is "racist double standards" and "political correctness(only in their world, being correct is a bad thing").

The more whinier and over-dramatic the comment is, the more upvotes/likes they get from crybabies just like them. There are many republican comments section paradises on the Internet, with only very few of them having neutral views.

These websites include: breitbart news, 9gag, YouTube(for even worse since the comment system changed), ESPN, Facebook, yahoo! news, twitter, pajama media, and even where I'm typing this definition right now, is becoming one of them, before this was a politically nuetral site, but lately the far-right conspiracy freaks have been taking over. Note, when I list these sights Im talking about their comment boards, even though a couple are actually conservative.

by thablueprint786 August 1, 2014

Internet

a place where ryofire finds his gay porn.

hey ryofire, did you use the internet?

ryofire: yea, i found tons of gay porn!

by yousuck August 9, 2003

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004