spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 04, 2009

toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

by toastcan teacher January 16, 2020

can of dinner

can of dinner is the redneck version of can of beer.

"With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine" - Beer Drinkers and Hellraisers, by ZZ Top

by uncle jams January 26, 2006

hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

by InfinitelyCorrect August 24, 2011

no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

crack-in-a-can

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.

I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.

by DarkNova April 16, 2002

can of pepsi

The measurement equal to that of the circumference of the flaccid phallus of borat.

"I am big like can of pepsi"

by emtarkanderundergunderson July 28, 2003