in da couch

Being very high/baked.

"Man, last night I was in da couch."

by bacmm January 20, 2018

Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.

We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.

by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

couch rice

A lazy asian couch potato

Look at him he is such a couch rice

by Kabcam December 15, 2018

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

Couch Con

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

by Lindsey D May 26, 2007

couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.

Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.

by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022