couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010
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potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv
Evelyn is such a potato couch
by Iistheman May 10, 2017
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couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 09, 2017
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Zack's Couch

Laying on the couch in a sideways position while your partner is sitting legs up in your junk.
Are you telling me he did the Zack's Couch?
by Womanizer81 June 19, 2010
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coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 06, 2012
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couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 17, 2014
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couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.
I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!
by Tcan73 October 10, 2018
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