Hypocrite

Onision

Onision is a hypocrite.

by iAmBam May 26, 2019

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019

Hypocrite

Doing one thing after saying not to like a an asshole

Zoe is such a hypocrite it’s only okay when she does shit

by Rebel chic April 21, 2019

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.

The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Hypocrite

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

Hypocrite

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.

The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019