Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Someone who says one thing at a certain time and says a whole nother thing another time . A liar , douchebag guy.
by santhania March 23, 2018

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.
by MajicShark December 9, 2011

by Slim Jady February 20, 2017

by Rebel chic April 21, 2019

Someone who acts like doing this or that is wrong, but they do it (or something similar) themselves. AKA my top enemy.
Person A-I hate person B for looking through my text messages
Person A-Looks through the emails of person C
Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite
Person A-Looks through the emails of person C
Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite
by Coollikeice January 28, 2019
