Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

by humanbirder April 18, 2011

Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

humains

human remains, body parts usually of murder victims.

The word was coined by Bill Allred host of the Radio from Hell show in Salt Lake City on September 6 2012, while dicussing a news story about more body parts found in Canada.

More humains we're found in Canada.

Dexter was becoming nervous about all the humains being found that were attributed to the bay harbor butcher.

by XanderHarris67 September 6, 2012

Humaliate

To crassly subject your sometimes unknowing wife to abusive ridicule by forcing or allowing her to publicly defend your lying to her about your sexual misdeeds, as practiced by Anthony Weiner, Elliott Spitzer, Bill Clinton, Mark Sanford, Jim McGreevy and a veritable plethora of other elected officials on both sides of the aisle. "Both sides of the aisle" may be defined variously, as the specific circumstances of each case may dictate.

Anthony Weiner, along with a seemingly endless array of philandering politicians, would HUMALIATE his wife, Huma Abedin by repeatedly placing and embarrassing her in front of television cameras while continuing to lie to her and the public about his sexting and beneath contempt, twisted sexual escapades.

by Yooj October 3, 2013

humanology

The Study of Humans.

There is a student studying Humanology.

by Jayden ( Fried Bananas ) October 22, 2017

Humaydah

Humaydah is a peng and beautiful girl who may sometimes be weird and annoying, but that's what makes her goofy as well as funny. She is loud once comfortable and always tends to have a smile on her face. She is unique just like her name. Humaydah can't be compared to when it comes to her personality, she is very friendly. She also has really gorgeous hair. She isn't the type to look for a relationship though, she finds them awkward and thunks they are a waste of time.

Is that Humaydah? She is sexy.
Humaydah your so funny!
Omds Humaydah rejected me.

by _hehe_ November 28, 2018

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019