Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.

Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.

by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021

Hoover

Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za

Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”

by Whiskyemike March 6, 2021

Herbert hoover

The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas

Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is

Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover

by Ass locker March 25, 2021

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

Hoover

Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.

I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.

by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 21, 2021

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

by Xione666 June 12, 2025