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Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
She has the Hideous matching disease.
by C J F September 12, 2008
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hide the salami

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.
by Artie D. May 1, 2006
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hideous

a word used to descirbe anything/anybody which doesn't appeal to you, usually following a very drunken night and rounded off with a shudder.
1) i can't come round today, i feel hideous

(or more simply)

2) eugh...hideous
by me October 9, 2004
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hidalgo

Hidalgo: Ive always known where the surf beach is
by Eric DiCandilo September 28, 2006
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Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.
I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.
by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012
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hide and bust

Similar to Hide and Seek, Hide and Bust is a game in which the hiders are required to masturbate until they are found. The first person to be found that hasn’t busted, becomes the new seeker.
“Damn, I haven’t played hide and bust in SO long..”
by letsgetthisbread March 2, 2018
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Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition

Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition is played by three people: Two SS Officers (Seeker) and one hider (Anne Frank). The hider has to avoid getting spotted by the two SS Officers. If Anne Frank gets caught, you need to take a shower. After the player who played Anne Frank took a shower, one of the SS Officers changes the role to Anne Frank and the previous Anne Frank player plays as SS Officer now.
An example of Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition:

SS Officer 1: There you are you little girl!
SS Officer 2: Off to the shower with you!
Anne Frank: *takes a shower*
by BlackoutFury February 26, 2020
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