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Heathered

Alice was getting heathered at Bryan's birthday party.
by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003
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Heather

When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014
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Heather

Heather is a person who is not a whore, but on Christmas and in the following 12 days, in very rare circumstances, has been known to make men shout...Ho, Ho, Ho. Because she is a dam clever girl.
Ba-Da-Dumm-Da, that was a clever joke, are you a Heather?
by HappyHam December 23, 2017
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heather marie

A cool girl with big dreams. She is willing to put others first with everything. Good at dance, cheer, softball, basketball. Loves to be silly and funny. Fun to be around and hang with. Very flexible and fast. Every guy has a crush but never says.
by Someone short, fun January 5, 2018
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heather

heather is a person who doesn’t kiss boys.
boy: have you kissed someone

girl: no i’m being a heather
by pepeboy October 27, 2018
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Heather

these heathers are nice
by ricegumcatlover January 6, 2019
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heather

We parked a dumptruck in the flesh, here comes the coochie squad, we shoud- SHUT UP HEATHER, sorry heather. OMG look who is with her. DDANG DDANG DDDDDANNGGG DDANG DDDDANG
by imintheghetto ratatata September 24, 2019
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