slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

Australian Handy

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

by randywise August 5, 2017

Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla January 27, 2016

Handy Fish

The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.

"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."

by Scarpal May 18, 2014

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019