hampus

Hampus is the best in the world he gets all the pussy he wants he is the king of the world and so mutch better then edvi

hampus is the best

by xX_bananaslayer_Xx1337 December 5, 2016

Hampus

Coolest name in the entire world really big pines (15 inches)

Do not ever fuck with this guy

Hampus has the biggest pines in the entire world.

by Lukas Bloomberg December 12, 2016

Hampus

This guy is freaking hawt, he has a great potential and always a joker. Every girl get stoked when they see his eyes.

Hampus is a Swede

by kickassnignog December 12, 2016

Hampus

Usually an aggressive piece of sh!t

Pls hampus stop hitting me

by Joe the slayer January 26, 2017

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.

Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.

by Igger August 5, 2017

Hamburger

Ground beef patty INSIDE A BUN.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT HAS TO BE IN A BUN.
NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER BE CALLED A HAMBURGER.

I’m eating a hamburger. Just look at the definition and you’ll know what I’m eating. It’s not a soup, it’s not a salad, it’s a GROUND BEEF PATTY IN A BUN!!!!!!

by Thehamburgerman May 27, 2018