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Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024
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Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.
Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
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friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".
by Snh88 February 27, 2020
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Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.
The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.
by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
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beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).
The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.
by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018
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regular haircut

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.
Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever
by Route Specialist June 17, 2022
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Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.
A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.
by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020
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