cum-gum

Gum that somebody simaltainiously "spunked" in.

hey man want some cum-gum?

hell no, get the fuck outta here before i poo your jaw bitch

but this gum is good

fuck off freak

by jackson douche April 23, 2011

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

by rocky rockmonoff May 18, 2006

Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom December 17, 2015

gum juice

The juice (saliva) that builds up in your mouth right after chewing a fresh piece of gum.

Nikki accidentally choked on gum juice after popping a fresh piece of Orbit into her mouth.

by unicincy July 08, 2014

gum dick

After having sexual intercourse for multiple hours with a vaginal conaal, you're dick upon pulling out looks like gum.

When I pulled out of Bernice, I looked down and had gum dick.

by Gum Dick June 01, 2017

Bon Gums

A term used to describe somebody you dislike.

Person 1: "Our neighbour keeps putting cones out for his parking space."

Person 2: " What a Bon Gums, he aint allowed to do that!"

by Hobbers March 25, 2008

Chewing Gum

Chewing gum is a type of candy that can also somehow be good for your teeth? Yea I don't get it either. Chewing gum can also be used as a cheap laxative if you chew too many.

Emma: Hey, Olivia guess what!

Olivia: What?

Emma: I chewed too much chewing gum and now I have diarrhea.

by Shrek's father (in law) May 15, 2020