grumpygasm

When, after a girl orgasms, she becomes very emotional or moody. Grumpy.

I must've given her a grumpygasm, because she was so moody for the rest of the night.

by Grumpygasm June 16, 2009

Grumpychan

The grumpiest of the chans.

Rachel

Stop that Grumpychan!!

by John Utahhhh May 9, 2011

Grumpy Schneiderman

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.

Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that

by assman19 October 24, 2011

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012

Grundy response

A terse retort. A short sharp response to someone who is struggling to contain themselves and is pushing their insecurities outwards onto everyone else. A 'grundy response' should only be used with people who you have a baseline friendship and / or respect with as they are often quite harsh and may include profanity.

The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion when referring to anytime you responded negatively to someone who is asking you to do something (haha I gave him a grundy response)

At a relaxed social gathering at Tommy's house people are preparing for a large scale group dinner. Tommy is stressed because he wants everything to be perfect, as a result he is pushing his stress outwards onto everyone else. Jim is making gravy for the above mentioned dinner:

Tommy: Jim is the gravy ready?
Jim: Not yet, I'm working on it, just need a little more time to make it good enough.
(30 seconds later)
Tommy: Jim, the gravy, is it ready? What's happening!?
Jim: I'm working on it, I want to do a good job, it should be ready soon.
(10 seconds later)
Tommy: Look, Jim, the consensus is that we don't care how good the gravy is.
Jim: Well, the consensus can go fuck itself Tommy <- Grundy response

At first look the Grundy response seems harsh, but in reality Jim is aware of how relaxed the situation is and that Tommy is just running around talking a lot but getting very little done other than stressing people out. The grundy response is used to snap him back into the reality of the situation.

by slackjawedfrigate April 24, 2013

grungy fucking

is when two people have sex without having bathed for day's.

Nate and Jane went on a 3 day bus ride, then came home to have sex, without bathing first. This is called grungy Fucking.

by LoveBunny1 January 12, 2014

grumpyitus

Everyone has Grumpyitus. It is a disease where when you are irritable and grouchy, you are being effected by Grumpyitus. Most symptoms include; grouchiness, irritableness, loneliness, grumpiness, and the feeling of being misunderstood. If you are experiencing Grumpyitus, the only way is to wait until you feel genuinely happy again. If it is at the expense of others, though, then you are still experiencing it's effects. Don't be frightened or scared if you experience it. It will wear off eventually.

Leah's sister was grouchy and irritated, so Leah though she had the symptoms of Grumpyitus.

by Susie Nym July 22, 2014