Face Grundle

The area on the face between the nose and upper lip.

When we were kissing I missed her lips and accidently kissed her face grundle. It was awkward....

by tobyistheworst November 18, 2011

Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.

I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.

by ceegee2 January 23, 2013

Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019

Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

by SxLaughter August 7, 2010

grundle punt

A swift kick to the grundle area.

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.

by Gicky September 4, 2007

Grundle

It's the piece of skin between your asshole and your testicles.

My grundle itches. Your face resembles my grundle.

by Andy motherfucking Moseley February 10, 2009

grundle

Male: The region between the scrotum and the asshole.

Female: The region between the vagina and the asshole.

Also known as a "taint"

"It feels good when you lick my grundle."

"Why is it called a taint?"
"Because it taint da pussy and it taint da asshole."

by Fat Dave February 18, 2004