gritchy

a feeling of annoyance combined with frustration

the rise of tom arnold to fame is almost more gritchy than roseanne

by bius November 21, 2010

Grinched

A person who sits next to you in a public bathroom stall to take a shit, when there are options to sit one stall away. So if there are three stalls and you are sitting in stall 1 ...the grinch would sit in stall 2, EVEN if stall 3 is open and clean.

Dude I was in the work bathroom taking a dump and David came in and totally grinched me.

by CSnyder February 10, 2010

GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.

Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.

by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013

grinching

verb: to walk up to someone, pants them, and then give them a quick lick of the crack before fleeing the scene

"Yo dawg, I wanna give Samantha a good grinching."

"Dam bb gurl u wanna get grinch'd."

by mr.hydeyowife February 11, 2019

grilchy

{gril-chee}
-adjective
1. Unpleasant; skeevy
2. Rotted or 'gone bad'

That hamburger tasted grilchy.

by Stefien August 28, 2006

Grinache

A feeling of pain normally in cheeks or lower jaw bong after grinning or laughing go a long period of time.

We were having such a great time that we developed a grinache from smiling.

by TrillJaguar June 5, 2015

Glinch

When ones butthole tightens! Like as when goosed or tampered with!

That scared me so bad I glinched!

by Teabagger Lance December 31, 2017