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Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.
"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."
by The Beard January 5, 2015
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gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world
Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there
by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017
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Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."
by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018
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greenline

Fuck the Greenline while smss blows fat clouds u ain’t smokin shit
Fuck the greenline
by Terry ligma November 1, 2018
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Gremlin

Their hobby is misleading and shaming people. They start stalking and digging through your trash to look for anything embarrassing you might have thrown away. Sometimes they even try to directly provoke you, because they think it’s funny if they get a reaction out of you.

You might try to speak with them and explain that they have the wrong idea about you. You might try to explain that you’ve changed over the years or explain that your old messages only look bad because they don’t have the necessary context. However, when you try to do this, they’ll just laugh at you.

You see, they don’t care at all about getting to know the real you. They want to maintain their twisted perception of you because they’re having so much fun ridiculing and sharing this image of you that exists in their minds. You might try to prove that they’re wrong about you by remaining on your best behavior for as long as possible… but it won’t help.
Over time, you're going to develop a lot of resentment towards the gremlins. Your old personality will melt away and be replaced with an angry and bitter attitude.
by MagicTrombone November 13, 2018
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grinling

When a cute 19 year old makes your entire day by teasing you with grandpa jokes because you’re 10 years older.
Who even tickles anymore? That’s so 2010

Not sure what kids are calling it these days but you’re making me smile from ear to ear.

It’s called grinling 😘
by Health_ranger January 3, 2019
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Gremlin

maxx danziger is a gremlin
by nienkev94 March 16, 2019
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