Grendel

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

Heart Grenade

The heart-shaped grenade featured on the cover of Green Day's fantastic album 'American Idiot'.

I just got a Heart Grenade tattoo!

by AskaGreenDay July 1, 2006

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

man grenade

1: a male cameltoe
2: a male package visible through his pants

"Why does he have to wear spandex? You can see his man grenade from here."

by Tim W July 16, 2008

grenade grill

when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.

why do even rich britons have grenade grills?

by dirty rotten scoundrel July 19, 2006

Halo Grenade

(Used mostly in First Person Shooters)

Person who randomly chucks a grenade into the air without a target hoping it will kill someone.

(Alpha) Player 1: Here goes another Halo Grenade!
(Bravo) Player 2: Dude! that noob just killed me with a Halo Grenade!

by Stephen Risinger October 1, 2007

Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)

Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!

by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009