Granny Dick

When you ask your grandma to sew your dick to your homies dick.

Jamie: Hey check it out me and Lucas got Granny Dick
Lucas: Fucken oath

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

granny norma

a pornstar who is also an elderly woman

me: who is granny norma?
urban dictionary: something very discoutang.

by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Getting Granny

Having sex with an older woman.

Dude I'm gonna be getting granny tonight

by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018