Granny Blunt

when u smoke your grandmas ashes

Pass that Granny blunt

by Granny Blunt April 13, 2023

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Getting Granny

Having sex with an older woman.

Dude I'm gonna be getting granny tonight

by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

granny norma

a pornstar who is also an elderly woman

me: who is granny norma?
urban dictionary: something very discoutang.

by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021

Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts

Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class

by vitesse04 June 27, 2018

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020