American Government

A system that used to be great, but is slowly turning into hell by people such as Donald Trump.

Hey, did you hear about the American Government?

Oh, you mean that disfigured eagle-worshipping cult?

by Disambiguation February 1, 2017

government

An evil cult of Deists,Pagans and atheists who owned slaves,slaughtered the Indians and stole their land,started the KKK and blamed everything on Christianity because they all hate Christianity because it's the truth.And so they've taught you selective history and crammed their twisted Darwinian beilefs and Big Bang bullshit theories down your throat while lying their asses off to you getting you to loathe Christianity by doing every evil in it's name when they really secretly loathe it for it's good values.

Selective history,lies,distorting the truth.What more could you expect from a bunch of scumbags who are of the same cultist belief system as Adolf Hitler?

by smoka phat blunt if ya love the truth December 13, 2004

government

An excess amount of information about a person.

Bob: Her middle name is Alysha
Bill: Yo, why you givin' out all her government like that.

by Alex Howard May 24, 2006

Government

Government is when one man decides that he needs to control the crazy unpredictable animals called people. So he gets some followers, makes rules. If you dont follow them, he has people beat you up and lock you in a cage for a few years. (AKA Policemen)

You better watch out, Im with the Government!

by QueensrycheFan666 July 29, 2011

Government goat

A white tail deer, or other type of deer that a licence is required in order to hunt. The proceeds of the licence goes directly to the Department of Natural Resources which is a government organization. The deer is property of the state making it a state owned deer. Hence the term Government Goat.

Gosh I love da packers and goin after dem dere government goat. I sure am hoping to get myself da tirty pointer dis year... gosh I love da packers.

by Dsquared November 8, 2007

Ukrainian Government

The biggest money laundering organization in the world. They scammed us out of billions of dollars just so that we can send them weapons. They also have connections to Hunter Biden.

I heard somewhere that the Ukrainian Government is the world’s biggest money laundering organization.

by FreeDonbass2006 November 25, 2022

Swedish goverment

Now, 2007(hope they won't 4 much longer),sweden is ruled by the Moderates (yes, they r crazy people who dont pay their taxes n think that they can manage to rule dis country) who r trying to lower our taxes (so that all the ministers wont get blamed 4 not paying em) and with that also lower our living standards. After only a year in the goverment they have managed 2 make us pay 4 a lot of things, such as doctors and higher intrest charges. They have also lowered the subsidies (i dont really kno what its called, found that on the net, but its money u get from the goverment 4 4 example not having a job) 4 unemployment and the student grants, wich alredy were low enough!!
They have also made the rift between the classes bigger!
So, 4 y'all who voted 4 them in the elections in 2006, i hope dis wasnt what y'all wanted, cause if u did ure just mad, otherwise, i have 2 give u an advice, think before u act!!!

Elections 2006:
Dumbass wid no brain: yeah, the moderates won! they're gonna make sweden a great place!!

(but the dumbass didnt get that it alredy was a great place without todays swedish goverment, the moderates! It was better with the socialdemocrates!)

2008:
dumbass, sad: awwww....:(, wish i wasnt a dumbass last year, now i dont have money 2 buy my kid a present 4 his 8:th birthday. since i got fired i almost dont have any money 2 buy food 4 maa kid either..

by freaky gurl November 26, 2007