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Full Martini

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).
Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
by Trolley Man October 29, 2019
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full kok

A person in online gaming who displays subpar performance.

Originates from World of Warcraft where "kek" stands for "lol", which quickly got translated into keknoob which got transformed to koknoob, then shortened to kok. You never want to go full kok. Nowadays used in Counter-Strike.
Person 1: Man, your K/D is 0.2, why are u full kok?
Person 2: Yeah, what a koknoob.
by lolskilled November 4, 2020
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Full Fauci

When the power of Dr. Fauci is unleashed on the populace
The covid vaccination program in the UK is going “ full Fauci “
by Cientifico December 13, 2020
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Full Segura

A gruesome injury, usually ending with a broken/ injured arm and or leg. Inspired by comedian Tom Segura’s gruesome dunking injury.
Wow man, did you see how he fell off that skateboard?? Homie went full segura!
by Berkeleyteo April 23, 2021
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The Full Fo-Shay

1. Spending a good chunk of change on the purchase of a premium product or products when something lesser would serve just as well.

2. Purchasing a few similar premium products, such as 3 or 4 mics or SSD's, in order to check them out, to satisfy a curiosity about the minor differences.

3. Any so-called extravagant purchase which brings pleasure to the mind and pain to the wallet.

4. Anything done to the max!
Bob: Whoa! Is that the new computer? You built that?? That thing's a beast!!

Joe: Ya dude, I really went the Full Fo-Shay on this one. I bought an i7-2600K CPU, 32GB of CAS 7 RAM, an EVGA GeForce GTX 580 graphics card, two OCZ-VERTEX3 MI SSDs so I can run 'em in RAID 0, of course, and a fanless Corsair 80 PLUS Platinum PSU. I stuck all that on a GIGABYTE G1.SNIPER2 LGA 1155 Intel Z68 mobo, then stuck that in a LIAN LI PC-X2000F Black Aluminum ATX Full Tower case.

Bob: Ha! I see you spared no expense. Hey, what's that over there? Is that another computer??

Joe: Oh, that's just the AMD equivalent of this one. I'm not really sure what I'll use if for, if anything. I only built it so I could A/B the current top-of-the-line AMD against top-of-the-line Intel.

Bob: Man, I so love hanging with you. Only problem is, now I’ll have to figure out how to explain to my wife all the new parts you've inspired me to buy. She's gonna flip.

Joe: Buy her an iPad at the same time and she won't even notice.
by random rich October 19, 2011
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head full of lettuce

Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.
"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"

"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013
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The Full Rush Limbaugh

The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.
"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."

"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."

"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."
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