AKA Brain Freeze & Ice Cream Headache,A type of condition in which a person eats or drinks something very cold i.e: ice cream,frozen drinks etc. Generally effects the eye region "freezing" the eyeball causing great discomfort.
by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009
Get the Frozen Eye Syndromemug. Fundamental, right-wing, Tea Party conservative Christians who believe they are the Chosen of God. They live in the Old Testament instead of the New Testament. They have cold (frozen) hearts towards anyone else that is not of their extreme form of Christianity. They lack compassion for those in need. They believe that our military is Christian and should dominate the world by force; Crusades.
The Frozen Chosen look down on the poor, because they believe that if they were the "right kind" of Christian, God would bless them with wealth.
by Goofyfan November 27, 2011
Get the Frozen Chosenmug. Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
by CT Jared December 2, 2010
Get the Frozen toilet papermug. SON : The winter lasted almost nine months this year.
DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.
DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.
by Aliases February 20, 2014
Get the Frozen chosenmug. when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa
" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"
by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010
Get the frozen tundra fishmug. Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017
Get the Frozen Grilled Cheesemug. 1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
by perockups August 15, 2009
Get the vapor in the frozen haystackmug.