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Blind frosty

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
by Sickjames February 4, 2018
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frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.
David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.
by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016
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frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".
Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.
by DirtyDan879 May 20, 2015
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frosty pep

Dr. Pepper and Vanilla ice cream, also another name for a blow job
I could really go for a frosty pep right about now!
by OG n HunE October 25, 2015
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Gettin a Frosty

When you are on a road trip with your girl, she wants to give you that road pleasure, you pull over in the snow and get a blowie in the snow. You just got a frosty!
My girl wants to suck me off in the snow.. aw yeah, daddy's gettin a frosty!
by El Dirte' November 8, 2018
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Frosty Wosty

Where you ejaculate on your girls glazed cinnamon roll without telling her, and as she’s chewing, you lovingly smack the back of her head and yell “FROSTY WOSTY!!”
“That Frosty Wosty Kaden gave me last night made me so mad.”
by HMHBOSS March 10, 2021
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frosty rudolph

During the holiday season, while wearing red lipstick, a woman procedes to give a man a blowjob. Once he climaxes, while keeping the load in her mouth, she rubs the lipstick all over the head of the penis. Then she drizzles the semen over the red colored glans from her mouth thus creating something similar to a red nosed reindeer with frost on his nose.
"That hooker down the street offered to give me a 'frosty Rudolph' for 10 bucks"
by IronCoffee March 14, 2016
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