Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.

Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!

by kferg June 21, 2008

Calgary Flamers

A funny term used by Edmontoinans when Calgary loses a hockey game to them.

Oh man Keane was so mad that the Calgary Flamers lost to The Oilers.

by RED I May 26, 2006

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

Side Farmer

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"

person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"

by haxolither January 12, 2008

Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.

"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"

by Silvwier February 10, 2010

Salt Farmer

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.

Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”

by Arashiin April 15, 2019

fraternitard

1. A combination of fraternity + retard. Generally, a member of a fraternity. More specifically, a member whose actions lead you to believe that all members of fraternities, are in fact, retarded.

2. Male form of a sorostitute.

On saturday night, the bars downtown are always filled with fraternitards and sorostitutes. They usually end up puking in the alleys.

by n.o. November 6, 2007