IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling)

Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!

by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

Flight Fudge

The act of shitting in anothers mouth while flying in a public plane

Guy 1: hows your flight fudge mam?
Woman: *is smiling while choking*
Guy 2: she looks fine

by Joseph9287 June 3, 2018

Gentleman's Flight

A business flight in the late morning (i.e. 11 am) to avoid the crowds and to have enough time to masturbate before going to the airport

Gentleman 1: "Are you sure you're down for another strip club?"
Gentleman 2: "Yeah bro I don't have to get up early... I have a gentleman's flight!"

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

There Is Are Is No Such As A Flight Risk

There Is Are Is No Such As A Flight Risk

There Is Are Is No Such As A Flight Risk

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Catch a flight

To get high, or participate in any mind altering substance use

Homie: What you doin later?
Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!

by Kongthemighty June 13, 2024

Night Flight

verb/noun

The act of smoking weed right before going to sleep, often as a way to unwind, relax, or knock o

“He doesn’t smoke during the day, but every night it’s a solo night flight to dreamland.”

by @cloudcrafter April 30, 2025