flea

female that doesnt do anything with her life
loud for no reason and hangs out with strays

-(yelling)GIRL, WHAT I DON'T EVEN GIVE A F$%$, LOL
*ok chill
-MAN HE BLOWING ME HE NEED TO HOP OFF F#$# THAT B%$%$!!!
*Shut up flea damn

by anonymous2391 April 11, 2008

Flea Market

A racist place for only white people who sell stolen goods

White guy: Have you been to the Flea market?
Black guy: No i'm black

by Smartidiot August 16, 2006

fleakin

a word used when pissed off, meaning fucking

Steven "What a fleakin n00b, i pwnd his ass!"

David "Shut-up, im not that bad"

Garrett "Go cry you fleakin n00b!"

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy November 9, 2008

Fleabagger

A sad attempt by the tea party members, who used to call themselves teabaggers (a name that fell out of favor when they found out the other popular meaning of the word) not to be the butt of their own joke anymore. The term was popularized by Michelle Malkint; it usually refers to a politician who flees his home state to avoid a quorum, preventing an unwanted legislation from being passed.

A: ...so he moved to another state to stop the law from passing.
B: What a fleabagger.
A: still better than a teabagger.
B True. True.

by Ngherappa May 5, 2011

flea-bag

a fat ugly hag who sells fleas and licks his own butt crack

cameron hall is the biggest flea-bag i know

by giggitygiggity69 November 25, 2011

fleava

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"

Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!

by Jess March 29, 2004

fleal

A creature with a mouth like a hippo, long ears that point upwards, medium sized wings like a dragonfly, and walks on its hind legs. Most are blue or purple but some can be green. Some also have a tail or multiple tails. They also have marking on the outer sides of their feet like a checkmark.

"OMG! It's a fleal from Flunza"

by Aeria-Bethina April 7, 2007