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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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fix

A: Gehen wir heute was essen?
B: Fix!
by pahsi February 6, 2019
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Fixed

A setup, or a plan.
Person 1 "This is fixed."
Person 2 "It's not fixed."
by ididntthinkofaname August 23, 2022
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Jagen Fix

A great guy who everybody loves and is way better than anyone named Andre Payawal who is terrible at everything.
Man that guy is a Jagen Fix.... hahaha I love him
by Purp1epanda19 January 22, 2018
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fixing strip

The adhesive strips used by hospitals to affix a cannula to a patient's body
The nurse had to use a fixing strip to keep the cannula in place
by Chrisbloomers November 30, 2024
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bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.
For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."
by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013
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Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food
Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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