Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.

Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 5, 2021

Fix it up

To have a sexual encounter with someone. Typically a hook-up.

Johnny: Bro remember when Vanessa sucked both of us off for a vape
Chris: Lmao how could I forget?

Johnny: True, I'm tryna fix it up with her so bad

by Brandsyhsgs March 20, 2023

Babe Fix

A Babe Fix refers to a really bad and poor fix of something. "Babe Fix" finds its main application in the gaming industry, but its also used to refer to a bad fix in general. The origin of the phrase is the well-known song "Babe" by HyunA.

Person A: "Look, I fixed the stuff you told me to:"

Person B: "Dude, what kind of Babe fix is that?!"
or
Person B: "That fix gives me the Babe flashbacks.."

by -M4x July 5, 2020

Fixing Good

the hit AMC drama about the ruthless drug manufacturer and kingpin Heisenberg softening up and becoming a pleasant average suburban neighborhood dad named Walter White. Throughout the series, he finds new friends, family, and even love with the help of philanthropist and high school chemistry teacher Jesse Pinkman.

man I love fixing good, way better than breaking bad

by ohugyftutih May 11, 2024