First Chapter Syndrome

A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.

Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.

by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010

first face shock

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.

K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.

by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010

First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

by LKMKLK December 12, 2012

The first judgement

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.

by Just insaiyan November 2, 2013

first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.

Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.

by 85cyclone December 29, 2015

first-up

First of all, before anything else, on the very top of your to-do list.

First-up, you need to make sure you have enough money before thinking about starting your own business.

by Dean1122 June 22, 2016

November First

Give Ryan Johnson-Bey all of your cash day so give this child your life savings Thanks

November first

Yo diggity triggity my mans Biggity just gave all his money to this ugly bum named Ryan Johnson-Bey

by SuperGogeta October 29, 2019