Guy Fiering

To cum in someones hair. In reference to Guy Fieri's shitty bleached cum-looking hair.

To Guy Fieri
Past tense: Guy Fieri
"... and before I came she moved her hair out of the way so I wouldn't end up Guy Fiering her."
"I somehow accidentally Guy Fieried myself."

by guyfierimeat June 13, 2015

Kentucky Fried Fingerin’

Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”

How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.

by WalkBT April 20, 2018

Fingaling

When someone is flinging your dingaling ( penis ).

While I was laying back watching T.V, my girl was fingaling.

by Coqi Daddy July 24, 2009

fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.

Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

brutal anus fingerbang

During gay sex, you initialize the anus by using warm based lubricants to sooth the rectum. when the other male is ready you stick anything and everything up your gay partners ass.

Johnny- "hey bobby, how about you grab the K-Y, and start massaging my anus so we can be intrigued by the brutal anus fingerbang."
bobby- "OKAY!!"

by chris loveless January 15, 2007

Lingering Lolita

While a guy is eating box, you take the opportunity to wrap your legs around his head to hold him close while letting out a silent fart.

Last night Ted was chowing my box and I snuck him with a Lingering Lolita.

by LynnandMike January 6, 2009

chinese fingerbang

The manipulation of a vagina or anus with fingers and the use of onions,

i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang

by silkyscouse March 13, 2014