farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

I'll get you, you farging bastage!

by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017

farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004

Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.

"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!

by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010

farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014

farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016

Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019